אשכול: סרטון סטנד-אפ מצחיק אחושילינג..

סרטון סטנד-אפ מצחיק אחושילינג..

- Victory is empty, there are lessons in defeat

- It can be SAFER to travel quicker with TOTAL concentration, than to travel SLOW with NONE at all

- Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

- The true test of a person is not how much power you have or how many people you can control. It's how many people can trust your integrity and ethics

- As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride

- Take care to get what you like, or you'll be forced to like what you get

- If a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl does the same, she's a slut. In theory = If a key opens
lots of locks, than it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, than it's a shitty lock